First Timer - HOLY FUCK! This must be heaven* (*without blondes lol)

HOLY FUCK!!!! 1st Timer here and got tons of help from the TJ Forum and people giving me tips. A million thanks. I was a typical American strip club guy until I found the promised land. I was so nervous about the crossing and couldn't believe how simple it was. Wow, is all I can say. This place is amazing. So much is covered about this place, I thought I'd bullet out my experience and things I wasn't expecting in short bullets to help newbies, here goes:

- The place is amazing. Exactly as described in everyone's reviews. My go to place was the back stage with the shaving cream show.

- I went on a Monday (5/2) and it was the perfect decision for a newbie. Crossed border at 5 pm, no line whatsoever and waived right through. Walked straight in to the shuttle and waited 10 minutes in the little waiting area just a few hundred feet away.

- Got to the club, bought VIP for $60, got my reserved room for $27 (crazy!) and hung in room for a minute to get my bearings. Yes, there is porn on the tv... LOL

- Went down to club and decided to walk around and see what was happening. Ended up at shaving cream area and couldn't believe for $1, you can feel anything, including fingering them or pushing a dildo in to their pussies. I hate shaving cream, so I slowed my roll and sat back at the bar to drink one of many $4 Tecate Light with $1 tip.