Good ol’ Rhino

Been a long time since I’ve been at the Rhino. Was in town for work and decided to see what was doing here. Parking lot was well lit and quiet. Cover on Wed after 10pm was $20. A quick security wand check and you’re in. The club’s main floor is laid out like a big rectangle. Entrance is at about the middle of this rectangle. Immediately to your slight right is the stage and further right is the bar. To your left are the rows of chairs facing the stage, with a few table/chair setups. Around the permitter are the lap dance locations and some group “nooks” (places to hang with a larger group and/or your dancer for the evening. Seating was actually great (leather chairs). Ordered a Red Bull—$9. Since this is a nude club no alcohol. Songs were almost exactly 3 mins long, and the DJ was not the smoothest in cutting songs off at 3 min. Dancers do two dances on stage—very few got completely nude on song #2. Dances are $20 topless, $40 nude, $120 for 15 min VIP and $180 for 20 min VIP private room. You pay lap dances to the bartender.

There were about 9 girls that night. I would say there was a range of about 6 to 10s in terms of looks. There were so few that I could almost say there was one super curvy with big tits one, one petite and thin dancer, one with tattoos, one with big hair and thick, etc.—no real majority of any body type or ethnicity. I was approached by Jade(?), dancer with an amazing body (thin waist and curves all over with natural looking enhanced rack). She was super nice and convinced me to try a topless lap dance. We went to the back wall (fall wall to the left of the entrance). Lots of good mileage but prevented any hands on top (said it’s too visible and not allowed). Did 2 dances with her and she got me to attention. Pushed for VIP but I declined. Next dances were with Susie. Super tall and bigger dancer than my typical liking but she clearly worked out and looked great. She let my hands roam all over during topless lap dances. She grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs, put her hands all over me, with plenty of great grinding. Also asked for VIP but I said I’d like to wait but was very tempted. Third dancer, London, super hot, petite, curvy. She was a bust. Asked for VIP after the 1st dance and when I declined and asked for dance #2 it was super lame. Seems like this club is mostly about the VIPs, at least that night it seemed that way.

I actually asked Jade for a tour of the VIP area. This is past the bar down a hallway. Since that last time I was here, things have changed! Down the hall, first to your right are semi-private “cubicles” where I think you could get nude dances. Further down, on the left are the 15 min VIP rooms with curtains for privacy. To the right are the 20-30 min VIP rooms, with actually doors. And further down the hall are some more VIP cubicles which she called the Rhino VIP (maybe the spaces were bigger?) along with a convenient ATM. I was waiting for Susie for a VIP dance but I missed my window. At some point almost all the dancers would be off the floor doing VIPs and the club was dead. Dancers were telling me Weds did tend to be dead but I noticed a bit of turnover in the customers within the 2 hrs I was there so guests were coming in, doing a VIP or two, and then leaving. If I came back, I’d plan on either staying longer or securing a VIP earlier.