Miss Cuba

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made a few quick stops and will post brief reviews.

Some details to start: Visited Bare Assets on a Friday afternoon from 2:20-3:00. Free parking in a paved lot. Note that parking is available on each side of the building and in the back, but the club is right on Hwy 19 and the door is in the front, so if you’re nervous about being seen when you go in, you’re SOL. No cover, security, ID check, or COVID protocols. Very clean, upscale club with good lighting. One stage, with a pole, with seating around three sides of it. Tables and chairs around the room, and a long bar with maybe 15 bar stools. Bottled water was $4.00 at the bar. For those who care, the bathroom was very nice with stalls, urinals, and no troll (at least not at this hour).

I had a very limited amount of time, as I needed to get back on the road. As I sat at the end of the bar, I saw maybe four girls at the far end of the bar (no one on stage), and one other girl sitting at a table not far from me. I was too far from the other girls to really get a good look at them (sorry, didn’t even pay attention to ethnicities), but the one near me was gorgeous and now heading my way.