An Amazing Time at a Mediocre Club

Orlando remains a city without any stand out clubs, even as most clubs have stopped enforcing the no touching rule it's still worth the drive to Tampa or Daytona if you want to have a great night out. But the right girl can make any place worth visiting and after my last visit I'm definitely going to become a regular here!

Before I get to the good part though it's important to understand that this is mostly a pretty meh club. The club itself is fairly small, walking in you get a pat down, ID scanned, pay a $10 cover, and walk through a metal detector but once you're inside it has a decent atmosphere. The building is essentially one long room, with a bar on one end, a VIP area on the other, and a stage running down the center. There are a decent amount of tables, good to sit for a drink or to set up one of the rentable hookah pipes. Everything was nice and clean enough to be decent but the place could use a bit of a face lift, overall serviceable but nothing special.

The girls similarly average out to middle of the road, there were about ten girls working when I got there Wednesday around 10 and most were about a 6 or 7 for looks, with a 5 on the low end and three real lookers that were each an 8 or 9. It was a slow night and most were on their phone or hanging out with what seemed like their regulars, with one girl giving an OK dance on stage. I've visited once before and that seems consistent with what I saw last time, but at least everyone I talked to was friendly and engaging, with the few other guys there seemingly each just relaxing and sharing a pipe or a drink with their girls.