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Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy Austin, Tx 78741
Was in town for a meeting and stopped by the Landing Strip after reading reviews. It was a little quiet at first. I sat near the stage and had a beer. After about 10 minutes a beautiful brunette came by speaking Spanish, thinking I understood (I look latino but am not). I don't speak much Spanish but could get a few phrases out and she pulled out her phone to translate. Tough to communicate, but totally worth it. Stunning and stacked- really great natural breasts. She offered a private dance and I immediately agreed, but made a rookie mistake and was led to an area that was only semi-private and was told I had to buy a membership for $20 and got a bracelet. After a dance I asked (through her phone) for a more private dance and asked for a more 'friendly' dance. She gave a price and agreed- then we were led to an area up a few stairs that is surrounded by a dark curtain. Not totally private but no one could see. She made good on what was offered and I offered a $60 tip. Total came to $260. Will definitely come back.

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joker44
Not Enough Club Details personal experience not an adequate review of club guidelines: content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). PEOPLE: Another paragraph should describe the PEOPLE. How were the dancers. How many were there? What ethnicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you It's okay to describe your 'tonight's girlfriend experience in a review IF you also add relevant club-specific info. you didn't
Electronman
More details on the club, the stage show and the private dance facilities and mileage, please.
shadowcat
Not Enough Club Details Read review guidelines.
joewebber
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