Good Afternoon at Sparky's

When traveling on 1-95, I like to stop in Fayetteville to make afternoon visits at two clubs before getting back on the road. I drove by the Redneck Yacht Club (see note at end) and headed to Sparky’s.

TLDR: Good place for $20 lap dances with pretty girls who enjoy their work. Now on to my long report – complete with copious details.

Visited Sparky’s from 2:15-4:15 on a Friday afternoon. Free parking in large paved lot. Stepping inside, there’s a vestibule with a metal detector, which went off even though all the metal I had on me was my car fob and my inexpensive wristwatch, both of which are mostly plastic. No matter, as there was no one manning that door. I stepped into the club proper, where the doorman awaited at the desk. Showed him my ID and paid the $4 cover. No COVID protocols in place, though they had a box of blue masks for anyone who wanted one. I did not.