So I passed here a few days ago when I went you Curaleaf down the street and the name made me laugh but also made me curious. I finally went in here on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm. The security at the front was cool and there was no cover charge, just a quick pat down. I went in and the bar was on the left and I automatically saw how small this place was. I got a $6 Corona and had a seat in one of the booth areas. There was a pretty little Latina girl on the stage. She had decent size boobs and a cute ass. She seemed really bored on the stage. It was 10 customers and only 2 girls dancing. They were playing rap music when I came in. The other girl was in the corner giving a guy floor dances, even though she was kinda swole with big boobs and a meh ass. She looked pretty from afar, but once she got close she was about a 5. Other girl I'd give a 7. She got off stage and went to the 1 guy that came up and tipped her. The other one left the guy she was with originally and went and sat on an older guys lap.
By now they had played about 5 Spanish songs in a row. Not enough girls to customers, but I guess they wouldn't expect that many people on a Saturday afternoon. I didn't even finish my beer before I left because I knew I wouldn't get any attention in there. Also I was the only black guy in there. Rest of patrons were Hispanic and the one old white guy. I will give this place a try on another day, maybe at night. But I'm not so sure I want to be in this area too late at night cuz it looks like it's kinda rough
