This may be my new favorite spot in LA.
I had a terrible/wonderful idea, which was to surrender a wad of cash—on purpose—especially if most of it would go to a girl whose personality I liked (instead of the house), and not care so much about my experience (read: ultimate satisfaction), but just to try to break through the fakeness that is usually a part of my strip club experience.
It took me a while to spot Precious, whose a slender Latinx spinner with a sassy attitude and a good sense of humor. I got her attention and she came and sat on my lap, which was a very good start in my book. I bought a half hour in a private room for $180 (I think there was a $10 drink for her in there somewhere), and once we got in the booth, she asked me what I pictured happening in there. I talked about a substantial tip, she countered, and we began to have an experience that has only lived my imagination, in terms of strip club VIP rooms.
Now, I’m old and can become self-conscious at exactly the wrong time (and I’ve never been a little blue pill guy, for some reason), so my story doesn’t have a perfect ending, but Precious was so adorable about the whole situation, she had all kinds of ideas for fixing my problem, and I would really like to have another crazy experience with her to try some of her ideas.
So my guess is that, for most you, my story will make no sense (guy spends all this money and doesn’t get the full meal deal), but for me, this was a wildly unexpected journey in a club with a relaxed attitude about its VIP rooms. Go, Synn!
