This may be the first Playhouse...

This may be the first Playhouse review that doesn't center on the mileage; certainly the first of the several reviews I have authored. In the last couple of weeks I've visited two other well-known establishments in the Garden State - we'll call them Club G and Club H- and y'know what? Playhouse had the best looking women of the bunch.

Now I'm not suggesting a busload of runway models got stranded on Route 130 in downtown Burlington. The Playhouse lineup has every size and shape, good and bad. But on average, they do a better job of taking care of what they've got than the places further up the Turnpike. Less ink, less piercing, and less general scariness. Don't worry about the Brazilians. Most of them speak passable English, and for those that don't, body language is universal.

Oh yeah, the mileage is great too.