Was up in NY on business...

Was up in NY on business this weekend. On Saturday after a great dinner at the Vanderbilt, my associates decided that we should check out Gossip. Man, what a waste! We got there around 10:30pm. At first the place seemed very impressive. The staff was very well dressed, valet parking, beautiful waitresses, excellent upscale decor. One thing missing, can you guess, no DANCERS. There were 2 girls sitting on the couches talking by themselves. I mean here we were 6 guys dressed in suits all walking in together, all with tons of cash and no girls to spend it on. Some body needs to get a clue in this place. One of the bouncers said it will get better later, well we did not wait, we went to GQ in Baldwin instead.