A little background before my story: I reviewed this club earlier this year after striking out last time here and received a lot of advice about what I did wrong from my reviewers - mainly not offering the expected rates for one of the better clubs in town and being a cheap ass. The suggestions were to try the day shift next time and make a better offer to match the higher quality of dancers that worked there.
I am older and when I go into a club, I am looking for a dancer to take to the vip room that is easy going, friendly, fairly good looking, 7 to 7.5, thin to medium thin…. that is…..most importantly, kind and will try to make me happy with the full service “dance” that I usually bargain for. I have been doing this for a very long time now and have had success finding this type of dancer a really surprising number of times at the lower end Hamilton clubs back a few years ago and before when they had many more girls to choose from. When I do make a choice to go in back I usually have good judgement and end up really satisfied with my choice of dancer - there are a lot of surprisingly kind, good looking and happy girls out there that Like to make men happy and also at the same time make some decent money doing it. Sadly, over the last 2 years, there have been very slim pickings in that neck of the woods (Hamilton clubs,etc) as most of you know……so I tried to upgrade my club choices and this time I brought cash to match the quality of dancers I saw at but’s on my last visit…..hoping to still find my kind and friendly dancer….only a little better looking and I was ready this time for the more expensive part.
Well, so much for a good plan……. My daytime visit started out great - really safe area, just a 2 dollar coat check entry in the daytime, a great looking club with a number of dancers walking around and I could sit at any booth no problem. Really nice waitress, had a beer and then started looking for a good dancer prospect. Unfortunately out of the 5or 6 dancers I could see the talent was not even close to what I experienced on my last visit at night 7-9’s every one! I did meet a kind, bright red haired good looking 7 dancer right as I sat down but asked her to come back -then did not see her again) I did not see anything interesting for quite a while after that, mostly 6’s and slightly overweight, until a very laid back,friendly, beautiful, sexy, Muslim- American woman asked to sit with me. She was not pushy at all and seemed like she would be friendly and relaxed in back and said she was open to extras. She gave me my first clue right away when listing to her menu - she said dances were 30 bucks each (lie!-25) and we should go back to discuss her menu further in back. Should have quit on her right then…but my little brain took over when she gave me a better view of her really really great black lace lingerie….something you would not see in a Hamilton club). I did, however, know better to discuss terms in back unless it’s 10 dance day at the Hamilton clubs and 20 bucks is all you can lose on two dances to figure out you are in back with a robber.. When I said we had to discuss at the table, she started out asking for 300 bucks but I countered with 200 and she said let’s go. Because of the $30 lie ( Even my little brain knew I had to be very specific with this one!) I asked her to repeat what the plan was in back and she repeated it all but the best part. So I said again exactly in detail what I wanted in my dances and for how much and she agreed, once again. I also knew at that point to ask when she was scheduled to dance (so she couldn’t pull the “ have to go up on stage so have to cut it short trick). She said she could skip her scheduled dance no problem. My little brain easily believed her and thought It was being very smart, and that I would be seeing that black lingerie all coming off very soon after I paid the vip $20 fee. So off we went into their really nice roomy booths with curtains, having outsmarted her in every way. I sit down and then she asks for the money up front. Even my little brain knows this is not a good idea…..ever. ….but…… that lingerie was looking really good and my little brain worked out a deal with my big brain to offer her half up front and a second 100 bill after we completed the deal (I really really wanted to see the lingerie come off and at least have some great nude dances……so wouldn’t be out a whole lot even if she didn’t come thru, right? So I open my wallet and gave her five 20’s and showed her a hundred in my wallet…..which she then tried to grab out of my wallet when I was showing it to her. I have to admit I did not see that move coming! She missed it by about 1 inch…….which was lucky for my little brain or I would have never listened to it again. At that point I was not at all interested in lingerie but the little brain still insisted on trying to get those nude dances and some value for the hundred that I knew I would not see again. Well, now that Nyra ( not 100% sure of the name - but it’s very close) missed her chance to rob me of my second hundred, she sat down for one dance gave me a 5 second peep show from behind….but no touching the fun bits allowed….never showed a single boob and then got up after 3 minutes and said she had to go on stage. My guess - she was biding her time so she could claim that she was back long enough for at least a dance or two. I then just calmly called her out on being the complete lier that she was. She walked out saying that she would return after her shift ( of course another lie). My little brain tried to make one more case that I should try to salvage some value for the 100 but my regular sized brain now decided that it would provide much more pleasure for me to try to ruin Nyla’s day like she had just ruined mine. Told the bouncer about the lies and the bouncer took me to the manager so I could tell him more details while nyra ( Nyla?) was on stage. I told him that I knew there was nothing he could do because I understood that they have nothing to do with the deals in back so I wasn’t asking him for anything…..just wanted him to know the full stream of lies she had just told me. I do believe he listened - why would they want a dancer that drives customers away from their club? I am going back to the hamilton clubs for good unless any of you can point me to some genuinely decent, kind nice looking dancers at some of the other better clubs out there at some other mid level clubs.. It’s so much easier to spot trouble coming at the low end clubs and I have had some really great experiences with some really nice and decent looking dancers over the years - you just have to be ready for the fact that you can’t count on finding one every trip. I would rather take those odds then to be lured into another stripper rob like that one again. Never have I ever felt so angry and frustrated after leaving a club then I did leaving BT’s this week. If any one can confirm her correct name please let everyone know.
Good therapy to write it all down - hope someone out there avoids a robber
