Meh, it was raining and I was bored.

After a long absence from the MB stripclub scene, I found myself in town. I planned on trying a daytime visit, but had too many interruptions on my drive, and arrived at the club about six thirty. There was no cover before seven, I am not sure what the cover is after seven but one of the dancers told me it was twenty bucks. No pat down or metal detector. The club was largely empty when I got there, with no one on stage. The club is pretty much the same layout as my last trip two years ago. The bathroom is down a little hall to your right upon entering, it is always very clean and there was no troll. The stage is directly in the middle back of the room, the girls enter and leave the stage from a door at the back of the stage, where they can directly access the dressing room. The bar is along the left side when entering. The couch room entrance is between the main entrance and the near end of the bar.

As usual I wasn't drinking, so I ordered a red bull just to wake myself up some and found a seat. After a few minutes a decent looking thick brunette got on stage, I tipped her and after getting off stage she came to see me. Some chit chat, and then we went to the couch room, 30 bucks each for two dances paid to the couch room attendant. An attempt at hands up top was quickly discouraged, although she did give me a brief taste of her pointy treats as an apparent lure to go upstairs. I think she quoted 200 for fifteen minutes with no details of what might ensue, so I declined. Back in the main room I tipped a couple more dancers, both had excellent bodys and one had absolutely fantastic natural tits, but both went back and sat with the same people after getting off stage. Things remained slow for quite some time, and I was getting hungry so I asked the waitress for a menu based on the previously mentioned dancers thumbs up on the food. A coke and some quesadillas for ten bucks, not bad or great but better than leaving the club and coming back at that point.

By this time more dancers and customers were showing up, I tipped an extremely sexy petite blonde and asked her to come see me, but she never did, and then a brunette with very nice tits and a lovely bubble butt. She did come to see me afterwards, two couch room dances for thirty each. She immediately explained that no touching was allowed, it turns out I couldn't even place my hands on her waist. She claimed it was the club rules, bullshit. The girls set their own limits in the couch room up to a point and try to pass it off as club rules, but not all their supposed club rules match. I was another dancer getting her tits mauled while I was getting my hands off dance. She tried for the upstairs and when I couldn't extract a promise of what I wanted, declined her. She came and sat with me again, trying to convince me how good it would be, mind you I wasn't even asking for extras, I finally sent her away without hurting her feelings too bad. After this, they ran a showtime two for one special, the first girl I had gotten dances from hit me up and off we went. She again let me briefly taste her treats up top, then told me it wasn't allowed in the couch room. Back in the main room she kept dropping hints that I might have a very very good time with her upstairs, and I believe she would have delivered but I just couldn't really get into her. Maybe I just wasn't horny enough, so maybe IF I visit again I would take her up on it.

Overall, I spent more hours in the club than most club visits I have ever had, it wasn't a bad way to spend a rainy afternoon, I didn't spend an inordinate amount of money, and did see some lovely nearly nude ladies, and a few not quite so attractive. I feel that it would help if they got on the same page regarding couch room rules instead of using excuses to attempt to get you upstairs. I might go back at some point, but it would have to be a weekend daytime trip to see if it's any better.