The Elf, Whatever, The Ethiopian, and Beardfucker.
Published December 11, 2021 · 7 min read
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- ElectronmanApproved·A Pulitzer price for strip club reviews!
- Papi_ChuloApproved·"... informed me that this was her first night ..." Quite possible; but I wouldn't necessarily take it at face-value - the "new girl hustle" is one some strippers use - I assume there are PLs that like the "not burned-out fresh stripper" thing and some dancers will try to play that angle - some that say "it's my first night" could mean her first night at that club but not that she's necessarily a newbie-stripper; etc "... her boobs have grown somehow ..." My first thought is that she may have recently been pregnant? Also, in my extensive experience w/ AA dancers, many that put on weight often put in on in-the-right-places like the tits; ass; or hips.
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