sinclair's Review

I went to Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club on a Thursday night at 18:00. There was a $2 cover. Sincweisers were $6. During Happy Hour, drinks are two for the price of one. When you buy your first drink, they give you a plastic cup that you turn in to get your second drink free. I believe the Happy Hour runs until 20:00. The club has a kitchen serving hamburgers, sandwiches, chicken wings, and steaks at affordable price points. The ATM has a $200 maximum withdrawal per transaction and a fee of $8. The soundtrack was one hundred percent hip hop. Upon entering, there is a large four-sided bar in the middle of the room. There is a smaller bar on the right side as you enter the main room. The main stage is on the left wall towards the back. It is a large rectangle with two pole positions. There is also a long auxiliary stage along the right wall with two pole positions. Only the main stage was used during my visit.

All dancers are either Cuban or African-American, with an occasional outlier. On my strict scale, dancers were between a 2 and a 6.5. Goldfinger is what you’d call a 7-Down Factory. All dancers were below a 7 in the looks department. Almost every dancer showed some wear and tear from past pregnancy. The Cuban dancers aggressively circled the club like great white sharks in the Farallon Islands. Private dances are $25 per song. Even though I did not find a dancer attractive enough to do a private dance with, the dancers who chatted with me at the table mentioned extras were on tap. Contact at the stage seemed to be anything goes: ass smacking and groping was permitted.

--Sinclair Dancer Sheet--