Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

Mother Russia

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GekiMan
Nov 11, 2021, 1:44 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Took a moment to visit around 2:30 pm. Soon as a walked in I noticed a stunner of a woman wearing a neon yellow bikini standing by the bar. She told me her name was Dakota and that she was 24 years old. She had what I believe to be the perfect curvy body. Flat tummy, huge DD tits, nice hips with a little heart tattoo on one side, nice ass and soft thick thighs. Very very very pretty face, cute personality and very friendly. Took her for a $80 (8 minute) VIP when she got off stage. Sadly she gave a weak dance. She let me play with those beautiful milkers on her chest while she softly grinded my lap but that's as far as she went. She told me specifically she did not do anything sexual at the club and did not do take out. Still, she is drop dead gorgeous so it'll be your call if you want a low mileage dance from her.

After her I turned to a blonde woman Named Margo. She looked a bit older...maybe in her thirties. Looks like she'd had some work done on her face (possibly Botox?) She said she was Russian which surprised the hell out of me because I don't think I've ever met a Russian girl at this club. Margo was thinner than Dakota but not quite a spinner type. She also said she has kids but that body of hers did not show any kind of baby damage. Cute shapely butt, small yet soft boobs with great nipples and a great attitude for lap dances. Took her for an $80 VIP as well. She was fantastic. Tons of dirty and downright VULGAR talk. Told me in great detail how she likes to suck dick. Encouraged me to suck on her nips while she grabbed dick and stroked it over my pants. Asked me to pull her hair while she rode my lap. Lots of moaning. She put on a hell of a show!

At one point the manager popped his head through the beads of the VIP closet so we had to ease up a bit but she still found ways to sneak her hands over and later down my pants for some hand action. Unfortunately our time was up before I could pop and I had to move along with the rest of my day. Otherwise I would have paid for another VIP so she could finish the job. I forgot to ask about take out but She said she worked weekdays so I will be planning to see her again.

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