Rhino Back to Top Form

After a disappointing Wednesday night at Sapphire, I decided to try the Rhino on Thursday. I arrived at 9pm to find a short line to get in. I then learned that they have new hours and had just opened. Only about 10 other customers in front of me.

I paid the ridiculous cover of $43.65 and was taken to a table by the host. As you enter the club, the 15 minute and half hour private room is on your right, then the club opens up to a large room with the first bar on your right and a large center stage with tables all around it. There is a second room behind the first, with another bar on the left side and a very small stage at each end. The host gave me a table close to the main center stage and I ordered a drink - Makers Mark for $16. The host then brought over a tall blond girl. She wasn't really what I was looking for that night, but there were only about a dozen girls in the place since it just opened, so I let her join me. Turns out she is a huge hockey fan - the first dancer that I've met that can really talk hockey. We chatted for twenty minutes with no pressure to get a lap or private dance. At that point her friend showed up and joined us. She was another tall blond with really big tits, which I assumed she had paid good money for.

After chatting a few more minutes, I decided to go for a dance in the back room. I typically don't like to pay for two girls at once. I would rather have twice the time with one girl. The problem was that I really wanted to check out the tits on girl #2, but it would be poor form to ditch the girl that introduced her to me. So I made the exception and took both to the 15 minute room. They wanted me to go for a half hour, but after being burned at Sapphire the night before I was not going to put out that kind of money without knowing what I was going to get. The price for 15 minutes was $100 for each girl, plus a two drink minimum. I still had my glass of Makers, so I bought the two girls a drink. What followed was one of the best valued dances I have had in three decades of strip clubbing. I'll describe as best I can without getting them in trouble. They took off their tops and began to grind on me as dancer #1 explained their rules. I could touch anywhere but no fingers inside. I put my hands on one tit on each girl and realized that the big tits on dancer #2 were real. They were absolute 10s. Best I have ever experienced. As it turned out, having both girls was the right move. Girl #1 was very hands on with me, using her body to shield what her hands were doing from any prying eyes. Girl #2 kept her hands on the tits of Girl #1, but never on me. Girl #2 also had on sheer thigh length panties, so there was no access inside. I could touch the kitty through the fabric, but no way inside. Girl #1 had a very tiny g-string so access was easy. So neither of them would have given the perfect lap dance by themselves, but together it was top notch. Very high mileage for a non-VIP room. Better than I have ever experienced at Rhino.