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Rejected Review

Girls are bussin, club is busted.

Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206
i was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking IDs. He informed us that there was no cover but a 1 drink minimum. Pretty good deal. So first off, the girls. Total smokeshows. Lots of variety from what I could see. Big tittled blonde, petite & nerdy brunette, and an olive skinned girl with a Pixar mom ass. I threw some cash on the stage and the petite girl showed me some of her moves. The club on the other hand… not so great. Mary’s advertises itself as the oldest strip club in Portland and it’s showing its age. The chairs were bolted to the ground in rows with a small round table in between very couple of chairs. I’m a pretty big guy which meant that I got to sit with a table firmly pressed into my ribs. The lap dance area was a small booth the size of a changing room with a black curtain at the entrance. The bathroom was nasty. They actually had one of those old school cloth rollers for drying your hands. All in all in was fun for the novelty but not worth a return trip

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RockAllNight
Not Enough Club Details
tuscl
Shill Review or Club Ad
Papi_Chulo
Not Enough Club Details
Electronman
Not Enough Club Details Title is misleading and no information on the stage performances or private dance mileage.
MrEddyG
Not Enough Club Details Pricing would help
grand1511
Not Enough Club Details Costs of dances, drinks??