Don't Know What to Think

After not having visited GGR for more than 6 months, I decided to stop by on a Wednesday afternoon and was immediately reminded of why I had stayed away for awhile. I remember the last time I went they did not open the door to let customers in until almost 4:30, half an hour after their posted opening time, so I didn't bother getting there until a little after 4:20. When I arrived the door was still closed and there were about 4 or 5 other men sitting in their cars waiting to be let in. More than 20 minutes passed and they still had not opened the front door. At 4:50, I started my car and was just about to say the hell with this place and go to one of the other area joints, but at that moment the door was finally unlocked so I decided to stick around and see what would transpire from there.

There was a half price entry coupon posted on their FB page so I showed it to the guy at the front window who seemed puzzled and as if he had never seen it before. However, he did let me in for the $10 half price admission fee without any hassle. Fortunately, they took down that horrible plastic partition that had surrounded the stage since the re-opening and that was one of the major motivating factors for my decision to check the place out again. It's understandable that they were only trying to keep everybody safe, but the whole setup was so cheesy and tacky that it really took a lot away from the experience. This place either is having trouble getting dancers or else they are deliberately limiting the number of girls each day because there were only 6 dancers on schedule for this day and they seem to top out at about 7 or 8, and usually not on the weekends. Perhaps the reason they were so late in opening was because 4 of the 6 girls did not even bother to show up until after 5pm. The only ones who were there initially were Jennifer, a busty brunette with a much better body than face IMO, and Leana who looks like a librarian who is moonlighting as a stripper.

The other 4 girls (the latecomers) were Gia, Savannah, Adrianna and Grace. I had never seen Gia before and she really didn't do it for me, but I had received private dances from the other 3 women on prior visits. Savannah and Grace looked entirely different from how I remember them and from the pictures on the TV screen and I was not at all impressed with either transformation so I did not pursue the VIP experience with either of them. Grace, however, looked really good so I went up to Mumbles the Incoherent DJ and asked for a ticket for a private dance with her as she was performing her stage set. I would then get to experience one of the standard GGR phenomenon and something that was commented on by a recent reviewer - the stall tactic. As soon as Grace got off stage, marblemouth told her to report to the VIP room (I could actually decipher what he said for a change), but of course she made a beeline for the ladies' room. I then started the stopwatch to time just how long she was procrastinate in there. It turned out to be 26 minutes. Unless you are wallpapering the room, I don't know what the hell you could be doing in there that it takes you nearly a half hour to come out. Already long story a little bit shorter, after she went into the private VIP room with another customer and then wasted some more time after that, I finally got one dance with her after waiting about an hour and 15 minutes. Several times I was just going to leave and not even bother, but I honestly think this may be the last time I visit this place, or at least for a LONG time, so I wanted to go away with one more experience of the kind.