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Rejected Review

Not bad but also you can do better

The Office
250 NE 183rd St Miami, FL 33179
Buddy's flew in from out of town for a delayed covid bachelor party. After dinner and drinks watching late night college football we decided to finish the evening at a strip club. Based on location and a couple of Google reviews we made our way to the office. It was located in what seems like such a random part of town with warehouses and distribution centers, even the Uber driver ended up blowing right past the small building, which is literally in a warehouse parking lot. Everything about our experience was entirely unremarkable (not bad and not great). Most of the dancers were okay looking, certainly nobody was overly gorgeous and a few were less than attractive, but all in all nothing to complain about. Though if there was something to complain about it was the bourbon selection. Really not much to choose from (even if you're willing to buy a completely overly priced bottle). Just your typical Maker's mark, Jim beam, and Bulleit. Its a small place and felt small. The staff and dancers weren't overly pushy for dances or private areas, and thus we spent almost the whole just tipping at the stage. Without anything going wrong we honestly just ran out of steam and there was nothing particularly special about the office that made us want to stay. In the end, if you're in the area or someone really wants to go I have no reason to tell you not to, but given that it's Miami, I'm sure there are better options.

Adjudicators

joker44
Not Enough Club Details too generic. Cost$$ / More detail about bourbons than dancers :)
Techman
Not Enough Club Details Nude on stage, LD's and VIP? Cost of anything?
MrEddyG
Not Enough Club Details
RockAllNight
Not Enough Club Details
minnow
Not Enough Club Details Incoherent
Harderlap
Not Enough Club Details There is no information on prices for cover, drinks, or dances. No information, descriptions or names of specific dancers. No information on dances. No information on club layout or specifics of the club. This review is generic and could apply to many clubs. Comments on bourbon selection are irrelevant. .