No burnt ends, but boobs are a nice appetizer

First up, parking kinda sucks (though not as bad as Bazookas, which had none available that I could see in their tiny, cramped parking lot). I'll freely admit that locals familiar with the area are likely scratching their heads right now, but the lot is behind the club, and only accessible from the next street over. As well, it's not clear that it's free parking, as there is signage saying to pay to park or be towed. No attendant, and no place to put the money (that I could so), so I took a chance. Didn't get towed or wheel locked, so did I get lucky, or do they not charge late at night?

The entrance appears to be controlled on the inside. At least, it didn't open when I pulled on it, until I heard a buzz like noise, then it opened. Walk up to the bar, pay the cover ($20), get my water ($6), go sit down.

The room is a longish one with the "bar" on the left front, and a lap dance room (which they call a "VIP") on the right. Lap dances are on a bench that stretches the entire lap dance room, with no barriers between any section, so you can see what everyone else is doing, not that much is going on, though it's easy to see who gives *good* lap dances, and who doesn't, if you're the voyeur type. Lap dances are $20 per song. No discount for volume, and no other options, such as a *real* VIP. So this is a classic Lap Dance Factory club.