Splash Cabaret & Gentlemen's Club
Lázaro Cárdenas 5, Centro, Ildefonso Green, 23450 Cabo San Lucas, B.C.S., Mexico
Splash Is Back Open And Ready To Take Your Money!
Note: This is a review. Not a treatise on how you should spend your money, just how I spent mine. Sometimes, I stay at La Quinta Inn for the cheap room and free breakfast. Sometimes, I stay at the W and pay way too much for a glass of orange juice. Splash is definitely not the La Quinta of strip clubs.
My friend recently got coralled into chaperoning his kids and friends to Cabo for spring break and he asked me to join him as back-up. Not sure why college kids need chaperones or why I would make a good one. But, a trip to Cabo and a free room? I'm in. It didn't take long to ditch the kids after dinner the first night and head out on our own. We are far past the age of Squid Roe or Mandala being our thing. After being hit up by the guys on the street pitching Lord Black, Amnesia and other strip clubs, I suggested Splash. I explained it wasn't cheap, but had the best atmosphere and ladies. It was closed during my last visit. So, I was excited to see it reopened.
It is located across the street from Cabo Wabo and still has free entry. They scan at least one ID in your party. We were led to the downstairs lounge. I asked about the Skybar and was informed it was bottle service only. We hadn't planned on that so we pondered that option over $11 beers downstairs. The lounge was crammed with patrons and dancers. We asked for a bottle menu. The cheapest bottle was $300. For a larger group that isn't a big deal. For two non-billionaires it took a little more thought. We finally decided to bite the bullet and head upstairs.
We passed the new steakhouse on our way up. Not sure what it is all about, but the prices were standard fare for high-end US steakhouses. I don't know if you are joined by ladies, or not. When we arrived at the rooftop bar there were no ladies, just a few bouncer/waiter types. We thought we got scammed and were about to head down before buying a bottle. But, moments later a parade of over a dozen hot latinas walked in. They all took seats or stood by the bar and proceeded to smile and eye us, suggestively. We ordered our bottle and it arrived with a sparkler and a few hot girls. We passed on letting any stay while we scoped out just the right ones to join us. We nodded to a couple and they wandered over and sat on our laps.
The waiter immediately came over and asked us if we wanted to buy the ladies drinks. We did and proceeded to do so throughout the evening for all the girls that joined us. At $25 per drink it adds up (girls get $8 for each drink they get guys to order them). A couple of girls tried to get us to order them champagne. But, I remembered from one visit it was $70 for a two-glass spit. Pass. We enjoyed the company of a few girls while they flirted and tried to upsell us to join them in VIP. We put them off for quite awhile and they didn't seem to mind. All were very comfortable with two-way contact. They are very adept at touching you in all the right places and ways.
After a couple hours of teasing conversations, we both headed to VIP with a girl. It was $165 for about 30 minutes of naked lap dances. The rooms are completely private with a door that they can lock. My girl started slowly dancing in her dress and suggestively began removing it. She was a petite latina with a perfect body in my mind. Smooth, tan, thin with perfect ass and c-cups. Her eyes, mouth and hair were gorgeous. It was all I could do to walk away after our dances and the offer to upgrade to a $400 BJ or $600 FS. I was just here for the sexy dances and company.
I got back to my seat in the Skybar before my friend. So, I figured he went for one of the upgrade options. But, he wandered back in after a couple of minutes with a smile on his face. We continued on for a couple more hours. He opted for a couple more dance sessions with other ladies in the VIP. I just worked on our bottle of vodka and my Spanish with many hot teachers. Just about every lady is at least a 7 in my book. All types if you like latinas. Amazing asses and legs on all of them. Many with fake tits and some with fake asses. After getting there at just after 9pm we left at about 1am. We were presented with a bill of almost a grand. Like I said at the beginning, it ain't cheap.
All in all, if you are willing to part with several hundred dollars to be surrounded by gorgeous, friendly ladies in a beautiful club, this is your place. If you want a less expensive experience go to one of the other stip clubs I mentioned. But, don't expect deals on extras at those places. The prices are about the same for all VIPs. It is just cheaper watching the show while picking your ladies. Adios!
