Ay dios mio muchachas! But drains the wallet quickly.

First time, on a Sunday before a holiday. I don't understand the other reviews claiming girls were just okay. It was 90% Cuban, but jesus were some of these girls stunning. Of the 25+ there, only 3 or 4 would I say were legit meh / no thanks. Many were genetically blessed, not too much silicone or scarring going on. I felt quite pervertedly old with the average dancer age being barely early 20s. All were friendly and eager and solicited for dances, tips, and VIP room, a couple aggressively so, but I'll take that over the usual "stage dance then stare at my phone in the corner and ignore customers" routine.

The place is a little too lit up inside and out for my taste. LED strip lights overload. The main stage always had 2-3 girls dancing, and the side stage was a nice bonus and great place to post up but went empty for disappointingly long stretches.

A dancer told me some nights they have 100 girls there and a 2nd floor opens up. I believe it. Cover was $25. It's BYOB, but they can provide a 6 pack (no individual drinks) for $36+tip (so, bring your own!). A bouncer chased me out of the best non-stage viewing seats unless I coughed up $30 (I did not). On the plus side, the bar girls made rounds frequently and provided singles or additional drinks reliably.

Now for the bad part. Dances are okay, some decent one-way contact, but $40 each and they were pretty liberal about sneaking a 2nd song and not telling you. There is definitely a hussle for VIP rooms. $150-300 for that, plus whatever is negotiated with the dancer. I may go again and try it when I have cash and sobriety for negotiating. A couple of the Cuban girls were practically pulling my arm to go in there, and a couple American dancers suggested it but reassured that any activity would be decided up front and honored. One older (40ish) woman made it clear she only did VIP and only did one thing, but immediately bolted when I suggested the ATM wasn't cooperating with me. Speaking of, 12% ATM fee, pretty standard. Bring cash, and leave your cell in the car. Couple girls suggested paypal when I said I spent all my cash, but I'll pass on that, thanks. Given the large girl-to-customer ratio, the lap area - a long bench with room for 4-5 dancers - was often empty or had maybe one other dance going on, which is pretty telling. I also didn't see too much VIP room traffic.