Little Darlings
3516, 1336 Ravine Rd Kalamazoo, MI 49004

Drab and barren

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DMOOSEMD
Sep 27, 2021, 12:01 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I visited after a long double shift at work.

Door fee was high ~ $25, but this covered both clubs. The door girl writes a mark on your hand with a permanent marker after checking your ID, presumably to prove you are old enough to imbibe but I didn’t really appreciate this extra annoyance. This would be “One last track to cover” for attached men, plus just kinda gross. Regardless, I get into the club and it’s relatively spacious, but sparsely furnished. One pole in the center, one large bar in the front, a few tables scattered around. Good for social distancing I guess but it feels drab. There are semiprivate rooms along the sides (I believe 200 for 15 is starting rate). In the back are are row of large wing backed chairs for lap dances, mildly private. The waitresses here are nearly topless with only suspenders covering their nipples which was kinda hot. However the service was painfully slows -it took nearly 20 min to get a beer (bottles only, unlike Other places in town which have draft as well). Beer is cold so at least they cover that minimum.

There were maybe 5 dancing girls, and en equal number of patrons. The dancers were not type. No smoke shows , which is what I want if if I’m gonna pay for it. There were 3 flabby girls who looked like they put in a bare minimum of self care. There were 2 thin girls but they had almost nothing to their bodies, front or back. Others may like this and to each their own. One was incredibly tall and polite with Long hair. She seems kinda alt end of spectrum, with tall PVC boots . I got a few 25 dollar lap dances with her which were basically air dances. No contact what so ever. I would save your pennies. Overall, not terrible but still far from good.

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