Nashville is for music

If you're looking for a real strip club experience, you're probably going to be disappointed, and you can probably thank Nashville ordinance for it and this review could apply anywhere there.

The Hustler Club has one main stage, but you can't sit at it. Instead, lesbian Snoop Dogg ensures you stay behind a marking on the floor and you throw your money at it like you're feeding chickens. That stage seems to simply be a marketing platform for the girls as they're only up for one song. This is probably the last time you'll see them naked.

The entire time you're there, the "DJ," which seems to be a combination of a playlist and a girl walking around with a microphone, yells unintelligible remarks and attempts karaoke at her wim.