Treasure's in Houston is pretty close...

Treasure's in Houston is pretty close to my all time favorite. This place is scraping the bottom. I went in during the afternoon for a look-see. Tried a 3 for $100 with a promising young lady. Pretty much all air. That's an expensive way to find out. But now that I know, I won't bother to go to this dump again.

It may be a classy and expensive looking place. But for the lap-dance experience, it's a dump. Good looking women you can see anywhere. Just to go because there are good-looking women to me is absurd. A strip club rises or falls on the quality of the dances. This place, from that point of view, is a dump.