Cheap way to blow some time.
I had to pick a co-worker up from o'hare, so I got paid to be away from work for the afternoon. I left early and decided to check out one of the Melrose/Stone Park area bars while I waited. I pulled in a Carl's which is at the end of a pretty plain looking strip mall. This is NOT a strip club. It is a neighborhood bar that has Clothed (sometimes skimpy)ladies come in for some massages and a little grinding/groping. Domestic beers were 3 or 4 bucks, I gave a 5 and said keep the change for each of my 2 rounds and the bartender was happy. There were only a couple customers and 2 Latinas there besides the bartender when I arrived. One was in her 20's and the other was probably 40 something. The 40 something was sitting next to an old guy at the bar. Both were drinking beer while she was running her other hand up and down his leg and chatting. The younger was going back and forth talking to the bartender, playing on her phone and giving another customer a shoulder rub. As I was ordering my second beer, she came over and asked "Papi, tip me for a massage?" I asked how much, and for $10, said why not. It was a very eh... massage, but she didn't mind my hand on her leg during it. When she was done, she asked if I wanted another. I thanked her and passed. I slow drank my second beer to see if the other lady freed up, but she stayed glued next to the old guy. I left after my second beer. I did see a third lady, (short skinny girl) walk in from her car as I was getting in mine. Not an overly exiting visit, but very cheap way to pas some time. The whole experience was $20-25.
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