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Rejected Review

Dick’s Last Resort

California Girls Santa Ana
1109 N Harbor Blvd Santa Ana, CA 92703
I know we’re Pandemic PLs but this is low even under the circumstances. Cali Girls Santa Ana is truly a den of scum and villainy. I didn’t think my opinion of this place could be lower but this place truly defies expectations. At the height of the shutdown at least this place was serving tacos… now the only tacos they serve here are the rancid variety. Speaking of rancid, it’s not just the tacos. They must be going through so major renovations because I smell drying paint everywhere and stacks of ceramic tiles along the sides of the walls. And then there’s the talent, if you can even call it that. The girls here seem like the rejects of all the other clubs in Southern California, with issues I never expected to see in OC, like basic hygiene and small talk abilities. Back in the day there was a pretty diverse mix of girls here, but now they only seem to have the trailer trash white girls and Latin girls from the Inland Empire who don’t shave their legs. No bueno. The most entertaining thing about this place is probably the DJ… never a good sign. Please think twice before you come here, even if you’re spending EDD money for fun.