A very "comfortable" club in the county
Christina's is a bar in search of an identity. It is very similar to a block club, except it is "softened" by Baltimore County rules. During the height of the pandemic, it was one of the few clubs open in MD. Many girls came here form other clubs, and their customers followed. I would go there a lot during that time and occasionally visit there now. Now that the city is mandating masks indoors again, I may start going to Christina's more. But before I get into the meat of the review, let's start at the beginning...
First, this place is easy to overlook. It is the last hold out of the North Point Road clubs (in the 80s/90s North Point Road was THE hot spot for clubs). It has almost no parking. You can park at the businesses on either side, but be careful. Check with the club staff to make sure it is still okay (sometimes the other places tell Christina's not to use their parking) or you will get ticketed/towed. If you come here, you must be comfortable with motorcycles and their riders. This was once a biker's haven and later in the evening a lot of bikers can show up. Earlier in the evening, it is very much a local bar with some entertainment.
The club is not very big. It is a bit run down and shabby, but none of us are here for interior decorating tips. It has a small stage inside a rectangle-shaped bar. Patrons sit along the bar and watch the ladies dance on the stage. There is an enclosed outdoor space you walk through to get to the club that has picnic tables. Why this isn't used, I have no idea... I would much prefer sitting outside on a warm summer night with a friendly entertainer then in the cramped bar. Christina's uses a DJ for their music on the weekend -- they guy is okay, but he always plays the music way too loud. And when the patrons or dancers complain, he does nothing. Since this is in the County, the girls have to keep their naughty bits covered -- this means bottoms on below the waist and pasties/tape above the waist. There is a full bar, and the prices are reasonable. Drinks for the girls are the same as those for the guys. There are 2 VIP rooms ($180 for 15 minutes & $300 for 30 minutes) and a set of pews/benches for lap dances ($20+/song). The men's room has seen better days, but it does work. The bar does have a full food menu and the food is really good (for bar food). You can see the kitchen, and they keep it very clean.
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