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Rejected Review

Spice of life

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet
417 S Laurel Ave Keansburg, NJ 07734
the place has been desctibed a million times but large rectangular bar. two smoking hot bartendresses (Linda, Asian spinner with huge boobs; and Sabinw, gorgeous curvy petite brunette) men's room is a hazmat zone was only there for 15min. tippee Spice, tiny AA spinner and told her i wanted dances before i left. she said eight minutes before she got off the stage. she came right over and we went back to the couch dances. Tremendous grind, nothing extra was requested or provided until the third dance when I gently suggested she tease Mr Happy's two neighboring cousins. She obliged and thar she blew. Paid her $80 which included a $20 voluntary tip, and then headed home to launder my shorts Total damage. Beer and vodka shot free as I regularly tip my bartendresses well, $20 tips to bartendresses, $9 stage tip to Spice, $80 for dances plus cost of tide pod for laundry

Adjudicators

phillyzzz
Not Enough Club Details
Longball300
Tide Pod.... funny.
minnow
Incoherent
misterorange
Incoherent
Papi_Chulo
Not Enough Club Details
Electronman
Pretty limited details (e.g., describe the stage show, the other dancers, the private dance facilities), but I favor publishing this review because the cost of the tide pod for laundry was included.
tuscl
Too Explicit