A composite review since I’ve stopped...

A composite review since I’ve stopped by here a couple of times since my last write-up... The club has become somewhat of a crapshoot as of late. My Saturday night visit was body-to-body crowded, and finding an appealing dancer was impossible. It didn’t help that the bachelor party crowd has discovered the place too, and the bouncers hanging out in the Godiva Room bring the vibe down as well. Hustle is high, with one dancer introducing herself by taking my hand and squeezing her bare breast with it.

Miamimeat is dead on when he mentions Spinal Tap’s “Big Bottom.” An awful lot of junk in the trunk here, and you seriously have to fight off the laughter when some of the dancers hustle you. As MrLapDance says, pussy-in-the-face is the norm here, though I would add that it’s not always a fun activity with some of the dancers!

Thursday nights are less crowded here. The going rate is a $5 cover, $10 to get into the nude Godiva Room and $35 at the bar to get into the “I-Don’t-Want-to-Know-What’s-Growing-on-the-Couch” private rooms for 15 minutes. From there, the going rate seems to be $100 for a touch-anything dance, $150 for a CBJ. It’s an expensive trip, and it doesn’t necessarily guarantee a happy ending, so negotiate before embarking into the back rooms. After a pretty good back room session, I learned from the dancer that a loophole in RI law apparently allows for indoor solicitation. In other words, hookers on the street aren’t legal, but what happens at Cheaters seems to stay here.