Fall Frolic at Mustan Sallys
It’s been awhile since my last review on this site. So I thought I’d start clearing the backlog for the few clubs I’ve been to recently. I previously reviewed Mustang Sally’s in 2022. This review is from a trip there near the end of 2023.
Mustang’s is located in an industrial area, close to Interstate 80 and Route 15. The Club is a few minutes away from the downtown area of Bloomsburg and Bloomsburg University. Ample parking.
Cover charge was $20 paid to guy manning the cash register. No pat down.
Mustang’s is a fully nude club and it is BYOB. There is an area to store your drinks when you walk in. Soda cans were $3 and I think bottle waters were the same. I believe there still was a minimal fee for a cup with ice.
I got there around 10:00 pm and there were a few cars in the parking lot. I was hoping for a better crowd compared to my last visit, but I wasn’t overly surprise it wasn’t very busy. I want to estimate about 10 other customers, but not many. Groups of 2-3 people would come in sporadically during my 1 ½ hr. stay, but within a few minutes another group would leave. I vaguely remember this place being busier during my college days (which was a long time ago at this point), but haven’t seen anything close to a crowded club in my 3 or so visits here in the past few years.
The Club
It is a decent sized club with a large rectangular stage in the center of the room with ample seating all around. The chairs are comfortable and do not seem too low to the ground or too high. The one change I did notice was that they moved the dances into what was previously the VIP area (to the left as you walk in). They use to be somewhat out in the open.
The bathroom was your average bar/nightclub bathroom. Not totally disgusting, but could probably use a nice deep clean.
They do have a shower stage, but I do not know how much they use it anymore. It was not used on either of my most recent trips.
The Girls
More girls were working this night compared to my previous visit. I would estimate about 8 in the rotation, mostly college aged, one or two in their late 20s. All relatively attractive with the “girl next door look”. I recognized one of the girls from my previous visit…she’s been there a while…and has a look you do not see too often in clubs...slender with long brownish/red hair with a great ass and is very personable. She also does very good pole work. One of the other dancers (early 20’s) danced with a fox-tail. You could tell she was still learning how to move with it, but it was entertaining. Each girl did 3 song stage sets. The last was usually nude.
Private Dances
I ended up doing a bunch of dances with two of the girls. One of them with the dancer from above (I’ve had dances with her before). It’s $20 for a topless dance and $30 for full nude. I ended up getting about 5 dances with her. The lap dance rooms are more like a booth, somewhat small for my liking and just a curtain over the doorway. Camera up above you. She gave good sensual dances, was fun to talk to, and pretty chill. I enjoyed my time with her
Went back to the stage after those dances to watch a few more stage sets. I was approached by another girl with longer dark hair, pretty eyes, and a “naturally-looking” enhanced rack. Ended up doing two dances with her. She told me about her boob job and encouraged me to feel them. They felt great. She had a great ass and was positioning herself in great spots throughout the dance.
Both mentioned they were comfortable with touching, just not the cooch. I tried to keep it respectful, but it was hard not to sneak a grab of a handful of ass. Mileage seekers may be a bit disappointed here.
Overall Thoughts
Although it’s not the most popping club, they don’t serve alcohol, and there’s really not much else to do beside watch the girls, I like it for its low-key feel. The girls I’ve interacted with have all been pretty friendly and are often willing to sit with you stage side and chat for awhile (unlike the Pleasure Dome were it is “wanna dance?” and move on). There haven’t been any hard sells for dances. I like to bring a few of the small booze bottles to make a drink and sit back and watch the eye candy and it wont break the bank doing so. I’m somewhat close to the area so I’d be willing to stop in again.
Cost Break Down
$20 – Cover
$9 – Sodas/Cup/Ice/Tip
$200 – Lap Dances & Tips
$31 – Stage Tips
$10 – Mini booze bottles from grocery store
$270 - Total Cost
