Wait another decade
Hadn't been to this topless dive in almost a decade for good reasons. While it was cheap, it was sleepy and a bit of a stripper retirement home. Wondering if anything had changed I trekked out late Friday. From the looks of it, they had provisions for operations during covid restrictions left over- a long empty tent set up in a corner of the parking lot. Walked in the door which is in the back lot. Immediately was met by a security guard who asked for ID and then asked me if I had any knives, guns etc in my possession, I guess my amused 'no' was good enough for him and I was spared a pat down. No cover to enter. Walking in, you pass the girls and boys bathrooms to the left and right of the hallway which then opens up into a bigger room with a secondary high stage with about 3 stools to the left and the primary stage with about a half dozen chairs round on the right. A pool table is in between the two stages and the bar is straight back. Big selection of beers. I paid 6 for a bottle of light beer. The crowd was all latino as where 5 of the girls. One asian and one maybe persian. Shapes ranged from thick to thin but all of them not very attractive in general, nothing above a 4 IMO. Music was an endless stream of rap picked out by the girls on a jukebox system. There is a private dance booth tucked away in the back but nothing is going to happen there. I know this because they prominently display their security camera footage on two big screens hanging over the pool table. 2 of the 16 views are looking down at the PL getting his dance (mostly air with his hands back). While the girls were putting effort into their stage shows, I just couldn't get past their looks. Hung out to finish my beer and left. Probably wait another decade to return
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