Off to a slow start

Full disclosure: in the Before Times, Mario's was my favorite Massachusetts club, mainly because my favorite dancer works there. I'll try to make this review as objective as I can, but I'll give you 6 to 5 that DesertScrub will say it's a club ad.

Location:

One minute west of I 395, but one hour west of Boston (if there's no traffic). Easy to spot from the road. The parking lot sometimes used to be crowded; this problem has definitely been fixed. There were about 10 cars in the lot, plus one exotic looking motorcycle, leaving maybe 20 vacant spaces.