Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar
8229 Canoga Ave Canoga Park, CA 91304

I'm rating this a 5 but...

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Oct 18, 2006, 8:58 AM
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I'm rating this a 5 but that's an average. If we could break it down, I'd give an 8 to the dancers and a 2 to the club itself.

The girls, at least on one recent Thursday evening, were pretty good. And there sure were a lot of them. I'd guess there were at least 14 dancers working which seemed like a lot since there were only about that many patrons in the club during the 90 minutes I was there. A couple of the ladies were unremarkable but I think every hetero male would have found enough in the mix to delight him. There was one Asian lady who did it for me and I'm not usually attracted to Asians.

But I found the club itself uncomfortable, especially because of the music. The DJ and the music were way too loud and the music was badly selected. It was crappy rap-type stuff, almost all of it with angry sexual lyrics. I like rap but it's not the easiest thing to dance to, and the two dancers I mentioned it to told me they didn't like it, either. Some of the lyrics sure killed the mood on stage. I guess the DJ thought that songs by angry men ordering their bitches to suck their dicks is sexy.

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I'm rating this a 5 but...