This is a composite review of...

This is a composite review of recent multiple afternoon and night visits, all pleasing in their own way.(Fri. afternoon, Sa. nite, and an early weekday visit). Customary night and day visit differences apply here, but the constants( beautiful women, 2way nude mileage, no frills/gimmicks/DJ's) held up. // DANCERS- Fri. afternoon crew attractiveness ranged from 6-9.5, mostly blonde cauc. with 2 Blacks. Best of bunch was a sculpted tan blonde beauty, Jordan. There was a 50/50 split silicon vs natural. Sa. nite crew- 30 plus, 7Up factory, NFS!!! Half a dozen had to be around "9". Wider diversity, some Asian, some South American, etc, something for everyone, even a fine bod dancer with a short crop around and mohawk in the middle!!(up top, that is). An early week afternoon visit yielded a crew in the 5-8 range, mostly 7-8, with a couple the same as Friday// ATMOSPHERE - Fri. afternoon uncrowded, but hardly slow, 2 dancers on stage, things kept moving along, yet plenty of room on LD couches. I was there Sa. nite 11- 1230 or so. Initially good crowd, but not stiflingly so, started to get untenable(for me, anyway) around midnight. Like, standing room only 3 deep around stage, waiting line for LD couches- thats when I bail. In the glory days (90's) such a crowd would occur by 10PM. One unique "touch" was the presence of a "masseuse"($10/song, she had lotion, but only did neck and very upper shoulders). Also, peak nite has bathroom troll, nice to have mints, etc, but out of place in a very cramped restroom. Early wkday afternoon was slow, some stage gaps, but offset by greater sense of intimacy.// LAPS- Again, nude 2way. Being out in open may be a negative for some people, but doesn't really bother me, unless theres moocher, or non-player nearby.// SUMMARY- Monz is a casual, no frills kind of place. $20 cover all times, $2 non-alc. drinks served in plastic cups, many beautiful women, but don't expect evening gowns & high heels here. You'll be hit up often for dances, but a sweet young thing vs DJ patter doing the talking is fine by me. I'd rate Fri afternoon a 9.25, Sa nite a 9, early wkday visit an 8.