I went on a weekday evening...

I went on a weekday evening this summer -- late July. Got there around 9:30 and found the talent underwhelming. Hung around for an hour or so checking out the dancers as they came through and came to this conclusion: When did a long series of fatties become acceptable?!?!?!? Really, gimme a break. I suppose the joke song from "This is Spinal Tap" has caught on in Rhody: "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'" Ha hahaha. After a while this sleek asian girl I'd been eyeing at the bar came over and propositioned me. I had to supress outright laughter at the price I got quoted. Instead I politely declined, assured her of her desirability, and left soon after she walked away. I headed to Desire....