A slow night in Wheeling

So I was traveling through and had a stop over in Wheeling, WV. From the TUSCL reviews I read that this club was open so I thought I would see what it was like. Got there at ~10:45 and the place was dead. There was a cute blonde receptionist who graciously waived the $5 cover “because it was so slow”. And she was right. There were 2 dancers— one stick skinny, no boobs, with a nose ring and lots of skin art (didn’t get her name) and a larger girl with enormous boobs (and most everything else) whose name was Harley (I think). There were two other customers (who were on their phones) and a DJ and someone who I suppose was the bouncer. Both girls did a 3 song set, the skinny one didn’t take anything off and Harley displayed her large breasts. Both were rather lackluster and exuded boredom. Someone brought in pizza and all of the staff and the dancers sat down and ate. I got a Beer $4 from the barkeep who was by far the best looking woman there. And I just sat for about 45-60 minutes waiting for something to happen (spoiler alert — it never did). I did have a brief conversation with Harley who said that they still aren’t fully operational due to Covid restrictions. She said that lap dances are not being given and that the dancer has to wear her mask but you can still buy private rooms for 5 mins, 15 mins, 30 mins, and 60 mins. Given that mask mandate and no lap dances, it didn’t really seem like a good option. By the way everyone in the place was wearing their mask . . . . Under their chins. Hope this review helps people but at least this club in WV isn’t ready for prime time yet.