The Fats of Life

This place has a hard time keeping talent. It must be all the free Bidenbucks, but strippers are becoming scarce. There are never more than 2-4 girls working here during prime time. As usual now there was a 2-3 song dead time between girls on stage. There were easily a dozen patrons there.

I saw 2 young attractive blondes who were new there. You know that they're only going to stick around for a few weeks. Then there was an attractive plumper with no tits but a nice big ass.

Then last but also least, I saw the fattest dancer I ever saw in my life. I mean way beyond Silhouettes fat. I'm talking fat fat. Easily 275 lbs, if not more. Not lying. I'm pretty sure I know where they hid Jimmy Hoffa now. Luckily she didn't try to test out the poles anchoring.

I decided to take the medium built one in the VIP for $30 a song. She was no fun at all. 2 lousy positions, very little hand roaming allowed. Too strict. I quit after 1.

Beer was only $4 though. I do think they should start to require the bartender to get naked if not enough girls are working.