Nothing good to say

This is my first visit to a club since the pandemic began. I was visiting Long Island and saw this club was open. I didn't know what to expect with the restrictions and all. I also wondered how the club had faired over the shutdown. I have been to this club and had some nice visits so I gave it a shot. My theory was anything tastes good to a man who hasn't eaten. I was wrong. First the location. This is on rt 109 but parking is in the back and pretty discreet. This is a reasonably big club and twenty years ago it was very well kept. Over the years it got beat up but since the pandemic it aged twenty more years. The parking lot is beat up, the interior needs a major cleaning and makeover. I could look past all of that (and have) if the dancers were hot. They were not. When I parked I took notice of five twenty somethings leaving the club. My senses told me I did not want to be in a dark lot with theses guys. That however is not a problem here because out in the lot were 4-5 guys who all seemed to work there. I was greeted with a directive that I must leave my cell phone in the car. Strike one. Next I was patted down for weapons. Strike two. I entered the club no cover. Inside were about ten customers another bouncer the barmaid and two dancers, one on stage one sitting by herself. When you enter you go through a small hallway and enter into a large room with a long oval bar and the stage in the middle. I found a good seat at the bar by myself. I noted the dancer had more weight than I find attractive in a stripper. I think she was Hispanic. Within one minute the second dancer was at my side rubbing my arm, my new best friend. She was even heavier, definitely Hispanic. I ordered a water and tried to ignore girl #2 to see if maybe a dancer came out of the back. After five minutes I just had to get out as I concluded there were no other dancers. The barmaid as is sometimes the case was very very hot. not sure I would go back here for a Long Time. One last thing, as far as I could see the place was respecting COVID restrictions.