Not. A. Single. Dancer.

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon earlier this month. On my way here I drove past Players and BT's, which both had fairly full parking lots. However, when I arrived at Coliseum there were hardly any cars. I should have turned around, but decided to visit anyway.

There was no cover charge since it was approximately 5:30 PM. After taking a seat at the bar toward the front I started to look around. The bar in the back was closed. There was only one other customer sitting at the front bar and he was getting ready to leave. There was only one booth occupied by a pair of young couples that did not include any dancers. Otherwise, there was not a single dancer on stage or anywhere. Not. A. Single. Dancer.

I ordered my martini and hung around watching CNBC for an hour just in case dancers would start to appear. However, not a single dancer ever appeared. I left after I finished my martini. I will never, ever return to this club. It is as dead as a door nail.