A Crowded Den of Iniquity (If that is your thing)

I had totally forgotten that they do the Thursday Night "Deals" before rolling in. Tax Returns hit and I wanted to celebrate (Reviews from TJs and Sahara on subsequent nights for the curious), I'd been keeping up on this place on Insta. Lots of great talent here, every shape, shade, size, and color you could want. They've pulled from a lot of the LA Clubs during the lockdown. Unfortunately, they don't have NEARLY enough private rooms to handle the influx of business and talent.

Layout is in every other review, but so as to appease the Mod Gods, here's the breakdown: Cover is $25 (on Thursdays). Downstairs is a bar. Upstairs are boobs. As you come up the stairs, there's a wall of benches. During the crazy times, this becomes the parking lot for private dances, I sat on that bench for an hour. Across from that is the bar. Other days, they are quick to holler at you if you come in about the mandatory water or red bull ($8 for you, $12 for the talent), but Thursday they were too busy. From there is the dancing area. Two stages in opposite corners, with a dark lap dance room and the private room area across from each other. Tables and chairs filling the middle. Other nights, they've only had one stage going while the other got sanitized, but they kept the stages filled. Lap Dances were 25, "Private" dances in the corner are $80/15 on Thursdays, $120 the rest of the week. Private rooms are $160.

As I've been clear, Thursday late is a mad house. Every seat filled. Throngs of PLs filled every wall. Dancers aren't going to be spending a lot of time talking, if you're looking for a personal connection. They have a lot of gorgeous options. Beware of Lee. She makes a very aggressive opening, but puts in very little effort. Erotica was very open minded and a lot of fun, but quiet which is rough when you have to spend an hour waiting for a room. Magick lives up to her name. There is also this... Solid 3 who hits up everyone coming up the stairs.

If you want to remember the Synn COI Thursday Night experience, give Imperial a go. Just budget the time and cash.