Not Ready For That Yet

This was my favorite place in the whole world, pre-pandemic. I haven't been here in over a year. Against all better judgement I decided to pop in Saturday evening. It was very early, not even 7:00 pm yet. Place was already crowded. I couldn't believe it. Standard stuff, I paid ten to park. It was 20 to get in. They took my temp, that was it as far as covid precautions. Who knows if the strippers get tested at all or how frequently. The first thing that hit me was that smell, it's like being punched in the face with the stink of 25 years of stale cigarrette smoke, spilled alcohol, pussy and cheap stripper perfume. I just couldn't believe the number of dudes in there, a year ago it wouldn't be like this until 9-10 pm. I was supposed to wear my mask going to the table or walking around the club, which I did. I found a spot and sat down. They have a main stage and then two small side stages for the rotation. No idea how many strippers were there. The ones I saw were all 6-7 range which for this early is pretty standard and usually I'm fine with that. But I just sat there watching all these stupid motherfuckers with no masks with these skanky bitches running around with no masks on and realized I'm the stupidest motherfucker of the bunch. I got up and left. I was in there for 10 minutes tops, if that. It just wasn't worth it. Fuck that. It's not worth getting sick over. It's not worth dying for. Just not worth it on any level. I won't try again until shit clears up more. If you're that desperate to get a handie or play with a whore's pussy, then by all means go for it. I'm sure it's just as raunchy as it's always been. For me, fuck that shit. I will wait for better days hopefully to visit what was my favorite club.