Dollies - a throwback to the wild west

Slumming. That is the only way to describe present day Dollies. The building itself is in an obvious sketch area of town along close to a couple other clubs. On your drive to the club, kind of hard not to notice various other candy store operators along the way as well as the police station and patrol cars. The road to the club is like driving a load back to the dump yard to drop it off. Very bumpy, smelly, and questionably still a road. The parking lot, while crappy in its own right, might actually be better than the road. Leave your car at your own risk. Daytime one thing, night time, depends on what you drive I guess.

Club is kind of out of old west, complete with the saloon doors. No bathroom review. But if I had to guess, I would expect troughs somewhere in the building for that purpose. Temp take at door upon entering, I got waived in on cover but think $5 is normal, not sure. Only 3 ladies working. One was sitting at bar which is to your immediate right when you walk in. She was giving an older gentleman a line of stripper $#!^ a mile long. Thankfully she stuck to him like glue because we would not have meshed well. Sofi, an older blond with a bit of meat on her bones, well traveled, attached herself to me. A very attractive slim lady, appropriately named Slim, appeared in like an cross between I dream of Jeanie and an Egyptian looking appearance when you throw on the face and head covering she had on. Never saw her without the covering, but she was the hottest looking lady in the club by a long shot. A 10 for this place for sure. She grabbed a drink and then disappeared back to dressing room. Couldn't shake Sofi and she was nice, I was just hoping Slim would come back out. Ended up going back with Sofi to the VIP stalls. Yes, stalls. To the left when you enter is three horse stalls with half walls. Entrance to each is with saloon doors. They are open and plainly visible from the bar, but you can't really see more than top of heads unless you walk over to look over or under the saloon doors. No one cares about what saddle is about to be mounted or how, so they serve the purpose.

Dolly's isn't what it was back in the day, but it still serves a niche purpose. You won't find 10's here (although Slim appeared to be a 10 compared to competition), but you will find cheap, affordable ways to relieve stress and stay under 3 digits regardless of your chose relief method. BB is an option some ladies offer up for a picture of a historic president also from Illinois.