Got the job done

So, I was reminded of a very important lesson I already knew. Just like you don’t go to the grocery store hungry, you don’t go to a strip club in need of a nut. I went to Emperors on a Thursday around 11pm and the club was dead. I think there were 3-4 customers there with 8-10 girls working. As soon as I walk in I get a drink and I get approached by 2 girls right away. First time I’ve ever been approached that quickly at a strip club EVER. I tell them I need a minute to get a drink and sit down. One of the girls who approached me I’ll call L. I sit for a minute and then L gets up and does a dance on the stage. It was a sub-par dance, but no one was there and no one was tipping so I won’t hold that against her. After her dance she walks up to me again and asked me to go to VIP. Now, this was my plan all along, I’m not new to Emperors, their VIP dances cost 140 for 15, 280 for 30. Now, I do something even I consider stupid and that is put the VIP dances on my credit card, despite bring cash. Like, I said it’s stupid. There a 30% increase on the card so a VIP dance becomes 175.

So, as we are waiting for the guy to run my card another girl comes up and offers to join us, not for a discount BTW so I pass. As soon as we finally get back to the private VIP rooms she strips naked and starts dancing for 30 seconds…maybe before saying “Papi, I like to fuck.” So I go okay, this woman says $500. Now, I should’ve got up and left right then and there cause that’s never a good sign. But I stay and say nope. She then starts to lower the price constantly, I tell her I only have 100. And she says find, now here comes the second mistake on my part. When I go to give her the money she sees I have more and keeps pressuring me for it, so I cave and give her all the cash I had. Which was around 150. She then start giving a CBJ, but stops halfway through and asks me for money to give to the door guy. Overall she did a better job of sucking money out of my wallet then me. But like I said at the beginning of this review I was in full simp mode that night. When it was all said and done, I got what I went there for at a cost of 350. Not worth it in the long run cause the experience wasn’t great, but again I got what I went there for. But truthfully I’ve had better experiences with less extra and less cost.

And if it wasn’t clear L was of Spanish descent, most like Cuban but not sure. She was cute but not a knockout. I'd give her a 7. Most of the girls there were between 5-7, didn't see any 9-10s.