I understand there is a new...

I understand there is a new club in town that just opened this weekend called Minx. I set out to find it but didn't have an address to go by. Instead I came across Seamless and decided to try that instead.

I have to say Seamless is the strangest arrangement for a strip club I've ever seen. It is really a 24/7 nightclub where you can either bring your own date or rent one by the song or by the hour. There is a stage but nobody was dancing on it. The DJ was up there playing his music. There is a dance floor below the stage where customers dressed in street clothes were dancing with each other or alone. The music was VERY loud. In fact it really wasn't music at all - just a beat. There are plush couches around most of the perimeter. One guy was lounging there with a "dancer" just lying on top of him her back to his front. They didn't seem to be doing anything but talking. Other than that there seemed to almost no lap dancing going on.

From time to time a dancer would come over and sit herself down on my lap. I always take this as an invitation to feel her up. After all, if a half naked girl whom I don't know feels free to sit in my lap without an invitation and whisper sexy things in my ear, I figure she is fair game for a little fondling. Some of them were ok with that, others pushed my hand away. That's cool. It cuts through the all verbal BS and gets right to the point. Those who push my hand away are immediately encouraged to depart - in a nice way of course. Those who pass the hands-on test may get a lap dance if they are otherwise attractive to me. On this particular visit I didn't buy any laps because the friendly ones who approached me were all 75 to 100 pounds too heavy for my taste.