First Time At Baron's...It Won't Be The Last

I’ve been wanting to check out Baron's for a while (it’s 83 miles from my house) and today coming back from La Crosse I made a slight dog leg and got to finally stop in.

I arrived about 6:15, just 15 minutes after they opened. There were a couple dancers just arriving, but not dressed yet, and I got a $3.00 Bush NA to drink while I waited. The bartender said the girls started dancing at 7 so I had a while to kill. Within 5 minutes or so one dancer came over and we talked a bit before she went back to change. Within 5 minutes she was back, looking INCREDIBLY HOTTT…gave me a very long, nice hug and we talked a bit about private dances. She was 30’s, just like I like. Five foot tall and just beautiful. Dances are $25.00 a song, $80.00 for 15 minutes in VIP, or $120.00 for 30 minutes in VIP. I opted for the 30 minutes and back we went. Lets just say her dances were some off the best I’ve had in years, she treated me like a handsome 20 or 30 year old instead of a ugly 69 year old like I am. After we were done back there she hung out at the bar with me while we had a couple drinks before I left…I tipped her $50.00, that’s how much fun she was.

I tried my best to check out the rest of the girls, maybe 10 or 12 were there before I left about 8:00 and most were quite nice…only one excessively heavy girl, one slightly heavy black girl and everyone else at least a 7. I was very distracted by LaLa though and didn’t pay much attention to the other girls…LaLa dances on occasion at Barons, but isn’t there on a regular basis, I’m just glad I rolled in when I did. I think there were at least 5 or 6 others there I would have spent money on if I hadn’t lucked out getting the best one right away.

I will be back I’m sure, it will be a nice ride down on the bike when it warms up.