Visited on a Monday at 4:00,...

Visited on a Monday at 4:00, for the first time. I am new to the area and am auditioning places. This bar is close to home and has a $10 dance special between 4 and 8.

Two or three dancers were outside the bar, flirting with some contractors doing some work on the parking lot. Bad first sign.

I entered and came upon a tiny bar, with perhaps a dozen tables, a very small stage, and no customers. There were four dancers on this stage, but just milling around, rather than performing to an empty bar. The lighting was good, making it clear that the dancers were of mediocre quality: all black, perhaps 4-5 in looks, with good looking physiques overall. There was a lot of energy among the dancers... two of them engaged in a mock lapdance that was playful and, at the same time, pretty hot.