Legs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy Houston, TX 77017

Local neighborhood dive (meant in a good way)

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Jchoppers59
Dec 7, 2020, 5:27 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Not a bad place to spend some time.

The building is a little rundown and it doesn’t look like they have spent much money on the club for a while. The neighborhood isn’t the best and there is a homeless camp less than a 150 yards from the club. The parking lot is small and they always seem to have a security guard watching it. They try, but I sometimes can’t tell if the restroom is freshly mopped or freshly peed on or maybe both. I do notice they try to keep the sitting area picked up. Tables don’t stay dirty long and even the managers are constantly straightening the chairs to keep the place picked up. On that note, the chairs do feel like they could benefit from a deep cleaning as does the floor.

The small club is set up with one stage. There are some more secluded areas on the side where you can get more privacy, but there are no hidden places or VIP areas that are 100% free from lurkers. There are some places that can be a little cozier for more entertaining lap dances. The area by the DJ booth seems to be reserved for smoking. Surprisingly however, the smoke doesn’t overwhelm the club but depending on the amount and type, you may have the smell of smoke in your clothes when you head home.

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