I’m used to topless clubs, so...

I’m used to topless clubs, so I had a mistaken illusion about what a nude club like LeGirls would be. I assumed they danced nude, or at least lap danced with the pussy exposed. My visit was from 6 to 9 on a Sunday night. There seemed to be several dancers working, all White and pretty, but each hustled into the dressing room after her stage performance. What was going on back there? Every once in a while a girl would come out and do a lap dance for some lucky member of the sparse audience. Over my three-hour stay I received two “Wanna dance?” invitations and took them both. The dances were indifferent, with an occasional flash of the puss to account for the $20 per song price. In the end, I walked out with $200 that I intended to spend.

The building itself is very nice. It’s fresh and modern looking from the outside, and the appealing art deco style inside would be perfect for a singles nightclub. The ventilation is good, the music bass heavy. There are five square flat panel TVs that I assume are used for sports. Lap dances are done in a reasonable comfortable bench area or in a very comfortable couch area. Prices are the same for both. I presume that there’s a VIP, but have no information about it.

The reason I’m giving LeGirls such a high score is because the parking lot is packed between 1 and 4 AM on weekends. Haven’t tried it, but I assume that things are much more fun in the wee hours.