Far from a garden of eden

Came in after work, free admission but had to buy a drink. Was approached by a slightly attractive black girl who told me that dances were two for $20 so I decided to try it out.

Once the dance started I noticed the girl had a really weird smell on her breath and a bandage on her arm. She proceeded to give me the worst dance of my life. I considered just cutting it short but I saw it through flaccidly and slightly nauseas. She was going to continue dancing after the two songs were over I told her I was done. She stood up and said “ oh I forgot to mention the mandatory tip” oh really? And how much is that? “Uum $50” I laughed and told her she was trippin and went to leave. She moved in front of me and said “ well then it’s $10 a song and we did 10 songs” I told her to fuck of and get her drug money elsewhere and left.

Will NOT be returning